The Scowl Beneath The Cowl Danger: Void Behind Door How I felt less badly about being mugged once the Daily Mail had explained that all the misunderstood urban yout’ really want is to be able to park sideways-on to the kerb.
Unsolicited Justin Bieber Danger: Void Behind Door A hairdressers in Greenwich reassures passers-by that their hair will only be cut if they request it.